Who? Andrea (more known as Andy)


What? Just a blog about my sarcastic outlook on my crazy life.


Where? Small Town, USA- You've probably never heard of it, and if you have, well then we probably know each other in real life.


When? Welp. I'm a Senior at college. Soon to be post-grad, yikes. .. so expect lots of posts related to that. and some may be in spanish due to my Spanish Major, whoo goin' places with that.


Why? 'Cause I love trying to find the "funnyness" & beauty in this mess called life and sharing it with others.


How? Well? Who has the real answers on life?

 

so. I was thinking today…

I learned that heart attacks have been the #1 reason of deaths in the US since 1900, with the exception of the flu one year when it broke out… so that thought bounced around in my head… 

along with

specifically the rule

hmm… 

also. 

need to watch the last two episodes of that show.

just you know, being my ridiculously “witty” self..

to make myself feel better about my skin whinning about this humid weather, I pretend I’m some hot actress- like Eva Mendes- with a mole

instead of having that one REALLY annoying zit. 

“Oh los lugares irá, Felicitaciones por su graduación Andrea!” 
“Oh the places you will go, Congratulations on your graduation Andrea!”
Lovelovelove this cake. Thanks to the best mommo who made it :) 
although Dr. Seuss may not translate too well to Spanish… 

“Oh los lugares irá, Felicitaciones por su graduación Andrea!” 

“Oh the places you will go, Congratulations on your graduation Andrea!”

Lovelovelove this cake. Thanks to the best mommo who made it :) 

although Dr. Seuss may not translate too well to Spanish… 

wolftheavatard:

Avatar Sozins Big Ball of Fire (1/4) (por Bigmanizbkagainyo3)

”Smells like fish”

”Then close your legs”

hahahahahaa, I died….from ATLA

this is how the episode should’ve went down. yes. 

oh yay! my first spam! 
oooh you spammie spam, you’re such a troll, I thought I actually had a message in my inbox :) 

oh yay! my first spam! 

oooh you spammie spam, you’re such a troll, I thought I actually had a message in my inbox :) 

When your parents forget your name

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this actually happens a lot… I respond to my old sister’s name more often than my own. 

And the actual sad part is I only have one other sibling… oh parents. 

(Source: sincerlyheartdrop)

Yup. I did it. I Graduated.

…and all those evenings swearing at the sky 

wishing for more time

all the promises we broke when we tried

just wasting all our time

we grow old all at once

and it comes like a punch

in the gut

in the back

in the face

when it seems someone’s lied

and our parents have died

and we hold on to each other in their place

and I feel the water rising around us

maybe that’s okay

yea I feel the world changing all at once

guess it’ll be okay

UNF! WHY!
WHY IS THIS LITTLE GIRL NOT ME?!  

UNF! 
WHY!

WHY IS THIS LITTLE GIRL NOT ME?!  

So I guess the end of the year has gotten me a little nostalgic.

Pretty sure it’s bound to give way soon to a flood of never ending tears till I end up with Benny at home. <3

Ah.

It’s been a good 4 years though.

I&#8217;m imagining this lil&#8217; buddy right next to me while I&#8217;m taking this final. 
OHAI.
&#8220;YOU CAN DO THIS!&#8221;

I’m imagining this lil’ buddy right next to me while I’m taking this final. 

OHAI.

“YOU CAN DO THIS!”

when I’m finally home, done with finals…

probably going to lay there for a week, since all my emotions are er’ywhere because grad-jah-mah-fication. 

no me gusta humidity.

Not. at. all. 

I wanna go back to Peru, where there’s heat, but no wet suit that you wear everyday.